How much longer are we going to have to deal with this? 26 points and 17 rebounds? This is pathetic! Porzingis made 10 of his 20 field goal attempts, and that is UNACCEPTABLE for a seven footer! Luka Doncic, who made ELEVEN of his 20 field goal attempts, looked like the greatest player in the league, as he does every night. The Boi Wander is unassailable.
KP had one assist and couldn’t even manage to get one measly steal? DONNIE, CUT THIS CLOWN. I can’t wait until the offseason when we ship this buffoon out for Enes Kanter, a REAL offensive star.
REMEMBER WHEN HE TRIPPED OVER HIS OWN FOOT?!
His plus/minus was worse than Josh Richardson! He was extremely active on the glass all night! He helped keep the offense moving! He shot 57 percent from three! Wait. He, uh, well… he just. He should go right more or something.
This post was written by a Mavs Moneyball Artificial Intelligence system programmed to hate Kristaps Porzingis